The BeeTales

THE BEETALES PRESENTS

AM I AN IDIOT?

Grab the frog, shake it hard, and face the truth.

BUILDING THE 3D ORACLE

Mouse, touch, Enter, or Space

How to consult the frog

Desktop: hold the frog and drag rapidly left and right. Release when the meter is full.

Mobile: drag the frog quickly with one finger, or use the Shake button.

Keyboard: focus the frog and press Enter or Space.

Answers range from harmless nonsense to rare moments of actual wisdom. The frog is a real WebGL SphereGeometry with a curved BeeTales texture, independent animated 3D eyes, pointer tracking, blinking, expressive reactions, dynamic lighting, and a rotating answer window. The FATAL result is extremely rare and starts a cancellable joke redirect.